October 26, 2021

Man Picks Nose for Two Minutes in Front of Coworkers After Forgetting to Close Zoom Meeting

 Man Picks Nose for Two Minutes in Front of Coworkers After Forgetting to Close Zoom Meeting

ANN ARBOR, MI – Ross Mitchum, age 39, a sales executive who was formerly on the fast-track to a sizable promotion, made a grievous error this week when he forgot to close his Zoom meeting after a an all-hands-on-deck meeting. After assuming the meeting and videoconference had concluded, Ross began searching his nose for a seemingly unobtainable booger. “Ross was really digging in. I’m talking index finger up to the first knuckle. Then he wiped it on his sleeve and started digging with the other hand. It was really hard to watch,” said VP of Sales Joanie Furgenberger. Ross, who was being groomed by management to eventually lead the company’s midwest sales division, has gone on to pursue other opportunities elsewhere.

Cornelius Pennyworth

Cornelius Pennyworth

Cornelius was born with a silver spoon and a golden keyboard. When he isn't waxing his Rolls Royce, Cornelius enjoys big-game hunting on his private estate and sorting through his collection of Persian rugs.

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