Category : World

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – A normally mundane high school blood drive turned into a media circus Wednesday, as local legend and World’s Strongest Man, Gregor Ver Smundarson, made a surprise appearance in support of The Horde’s latest drive for blood. Thunderous applause erupted from the Lifslínd gymnasium bleachers as the phlebotomist on hand pulled the needle […]Read More

NEWPORT BEACH, CA— In a press conference including the leaders of Earth’s nations, on Monday, Chipotle announced that they have opened Earth’s first galactic fast-casual Mexican eatery. “We’re diversifying into new markets and it’s only a matter of time before we discover alien life. We want to ensure that our new alien overlords are able […]Read More