CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – Citing the massive success of rags to riches sandwich chain Jimmy John’s, companies worldwide are taking a bold new approach to both marketing and advertising. “I don’t care who you are or what you’re selling, in 2020 you’re message to the masses needs to be quick, clear, and concise” says Tombo Dirrhea, […]Read More
IRVING, TEXAS – In a controversial change to a controversial policy, the arcade pizza giant Chuck E Cheese’s has announced Friday that they are eliminating their long standing policy requiring adults to have a child with them in order to enjoy their low quality, overpriced pizza. The move comes amid rumors of possible bankruptcy for […]Read More
BURBANK, CA – On Tuesday, Disney announced that they will be implementing a new pricing model for their flagship Disney+ streaming service called Screw You, Pay Me. According to Disney VP Ericka Flagertson, the idea behind the new pricing model is to simplify the fee structure for Disney+ so that all consumers can easily understand […]Read More
