ANN ARBOR, MI – Ross Mitchum, age 39, a sales executive who was formerly on the fast-track to a sizable promotion, made a grievous error this week when he forgot to close his Zoom meeting after a an all-hands-on-deck meeting. After assuming the meeting and videoconference had concluded, Ross began searching his nose for a […]Read More
CHICAGO, IL – This Thursday, finance executive Harry Reese was notified that he would be terminated effective immediately. His labrador mix, Spot, was notified via email that he will be hired as the company’s new Senior Director of Acquisitions. “Spot was always really popular on Zoom meetings. He would be sitting there on Harry’s desk […]Read More
PALO ALTO, CA— Business books are a $20 billion dollar industry, but a new study by the Franco-Prussian Institute found that 99.99% of business books are never read by the people who purchase them. According to the study, which surveyed 7,000 businesspeople, the top reason for the purchase of business books is to “look smart” […]Read More
