October 26, 2021
Mason Owens

Mason Owens

Mason Owens is a 38-year-old from Portland (the granola Portland in Oregon not the lighthouse Portland in Maine). After investing all of his money in a sustainable bitcoin powered bicycle, Mason is determined to learn how all of the people he went to high school with are making a living. DMs are open.

Amazon and Tear-Based Sustainability: “Work Hard, Cry Often”

SEATTLE, WA – With 110 active fulfillment centers in the US alone and another 75 worldwide, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is looking to lower the company’s carbon footprint.  In trying to lower Amazon’s effect on climate change while maintaining its 3000% profit margin, Jeff Bezos turns to a new reusable energy source: the tears of […]Read More

AOL: You’ve Got Election

PALO ALTO, CA – Nothing says 2020 like taking what’s old and ineffective and trying to make it relevant again. Some Americans see the most recent assault on the USPS as the start of a disastrous economic downfall and the end of democracy. Not AOL. The AOL innovation committee (whose recent ideas include push notifications, […]Read More

Zoom CEO Addresses Privacy Concerns During Live Q&A, Is on

Amidst growing concerns over user privacy since the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoom CEO Eric Yuan took to a conference call to address public concerns. The call, which hosted 272 of the industry’s top professionals started off smooth, opening with small talk. After pushing past how we’re all adjusting to the new normal, Eric […]Read More